Thornetroopers

Most people think we'd be taller.

Thornetoopers are Supreme Commander Throne's baseline troops, numerous and dangerous (in Very large numbers,) As part of Thorne's master plan for training up elite squads of fearsome commandos, Thornetroopers are given lazerguns with misaligned sights. those that demonstrate an accuracy of 33% or higher are clearly superior troops and eligible for promotion. Those that don't must stay in the ranks and keep practicing. Certainly, no element of risk or random chance is a play here, oh goodness me, no! This is all very much according to Supreme Commander Throne's master plans!